IRC-Galleria

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask
for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the
reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out
of jail and tell you what
you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be
sitting next to you saying
"Damn we fucked up.but
that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow
your stuff for a few
days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your
shit so long they forget
its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a
while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for
life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take
your drink away when
they think you've had
enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at
you stumbling
allover the place
and say "Bitch drink
the rest of that you
know we don't waste."